Tuesday, February 17, 2009

What do you get when you...

...cross a Southerner who hasn't much seen snow over half an inch in his life with a bad Madrid snow storm??

SNOW BUNNY



Everyone was on the bus still for the most part being grumpy about the snow ruining our days activities and ranting how "Ugh, I see too much snow all the time."
Well you know what. Grant - 1, Northerners - 0. Time flew by real fast, too (all 7 hours of being stuck on the interstate) :).

Nom nom nom.

Unfortunately my first class, Islamic Culture, was cancelled today which ruined any hope of me actually wanting to go to my Varieties of Spanish class. See, the thing is, I need the "high" of the Islamic Culture class to carry me through the Varieties class, especially on a day like today when it's cloudy and dreary after it's been so beautiful for a week.
This cancellation (and lack of desire to sit through a class that I had huge hopes for) has unfortunately opened up time for me to read, draw, think and mope. It has also given me time to partake in my senoras power trip (helllllz yes!). There are 3 others staying with us this week, 2 British boys and a French girl. I'm lead to believe they're all 16 or 17. Fortunately, as resident resident at this household, I'm treated with just a slight amount more of respect and given a little more "special treatment" than the others who just come for a week or two. So I get all the gossip and even some power trips that are handed down to me from the head matriarch of the family, Ana Manzano Arellano. 'Cause after all, I am her nino.
To highlight, when I came to the house, there were some advisory notifications posted here and there throughout the house. All in Spanish for obvious reasons. Some of which included, but I'll paraphrase, "Showers need to be quick as there is little hot water for all. Keep the bathroom clean. No showers after 22 hours," "Closet doors need to stay closed when not in use (This one makes me feel like I'm in the house portrayed in the others)," and last but not least, "Leave nothing in your rooms plugged in when not in the house." However, with this new batch of younger students (let me assure you dinners consist of us sitting there looking at each other and feeling ridiculously awkward [Please see Will Ferrals SNL skit where he mentions the Dodge Stratus]. One of the British boys, Oliver, will respond and actually make conversation but the other Brit has no knowledge of Spanish and the French girl has responded in French 80% of the time), I have been given the responsibility to rewrite each sign and then translate it to English and French (I'd love to see my signs end up on some French website of bad translations). I also get to hear about a lot of the gossip. Some of the hot topics between Ana and myself include: one of the British children coming home last night wasted. Ha. So that's been a big deal for her and must therefore be a big deal for me. Also, the French girl being extremely needy and, "even more wasteful than most of the American's I've had here." To which I had to bite my tongue and then use it as an excuse to throw in some awkwardly worded patriotic remark.
So with all my signs written and without further ado, I get to focus on my real draw to Blogger: my grumpy "weather induced" rant/retrospective. First and foremost: Friends. Now, for most of you who're reading this, you had the pleasure of not knowing me as a child. Many of you had the pleasure of meeting me in College (which henceforth will be known as the "Wonder Years"). Many of my social skills, or lack there of, stem from often the most traumatizing years of a child's life: middle school. Without going too far into it, I was awkward. Which isn't too hard to imagine being that I'm a science major (I blame this for the social awkwardness) and had almost chosen to design school if it weren't for my father saying no (I blame this for the slightly autistic self - think the gay brother from wedding crashers). And being how middle school is, fat & awkward = no friends. Thus, leading to my awkward issues today with making friends, I thought I escaped it but it's striking back here in Granada (I thought I had escaped but is obviously still hanging on somewhere). In part my distance away from everyone in my program in Granada, I still feel partially "meh" to everyone here. I know during your study abroad months, people say that you'll make friends faster than you could ever dream, which I don't doubt (the second day in London my best friend here asked me to share her Starbucks, inseparable ever since, awwwe) but at the same time I keep examining the relationships I have here with people. I, by no means, am a "solitary" person. I would much rather be with someone even when not having to communicate (i.e. watching a movie or something). Something about another, familiar body is relatively relaxing. But more often than not, I am choosing to go off by myself, take a run by the sad excuse of a river here in Granada or stroll around looking at the absolutely stunning examples of graffiti here. It's strange, the vast majority of people here are not people who I'd hang out with in Charleston or in Atlanta.. or maybe I'm just keep telling myself that? But as for my effort to become more "involved" I'm planning on doing much more with the group. This weekend a large number of people are going to Cadiz which sounds like a lot of fun, but a lot of trouble. This is why: 1) It's an overnight shitshow 2) There is NO lodging 3) No one has experienced Carnival before.
We basically get on a bus Saturday morning and then get on a bus back Sunday afternoon. This could be bad for a number of reasons. And from what I've seen with the group we have I'm convinced someone/people is/are definitely going to be mugged and/or lost. I'm also positive at least one of the following will occur: a major fight between two bff's, someone will get WAY to drunk and either miss the bus or cause aforementioned fallout, people will get angry because they expect Carnival to have activities at every waking moment and find out that an all-nighter isn't always a good idea. Especially in a city no one is familiar with.
Regardless, the bus ticket there is 20 Euro... and it's basically due by today, so I'm going to do some major pro's and con's. Money is becoming such an issue. Ugh.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

The Good:
-I've been sent a package by my parents that arrived while I was away in the whirlwind adventure to Madrid, Germany and Barcelona. I got two issues of Discover, one National Geographic, Swedish fish and tootsie rolls.. I don't even like tootsie rolls?
-Four day school weeks are so ridiculously amazing. What is College of Charleston doing wrong?
-It was 19 C today!! To bad I had the chills (soon to be explained in "The Bad" or "The Ugly" - I haven't decided.
-None of my classes were canceled today - and my Cultura Islamica en Espana and Practica Oral y Escrito looks extremely promising (he's already planned days for us to "dar un paseo" around Granada, Get Churros (Interestingly enough [supersidenote] churros in Catalan is Xurros), and then get tapas... during class time. Ballin'.
-We have to leave for Semana Santa, Places actually doable include: Romania (the cheapest option, but so weird and sooo post communist), Sardinia (and maybe Corsica!), Venice or Rome andddd finally Lisbon. Any suggestions?

The Bad:
-Paying 40 Euro for a doctors appointment to hear what I had already diagnosed myself (i.e. a viral infection).
-Actually giving in to going to the doctor to buy what I could have on my own. And now having my senora dance around me and my bruised ego saying "Te dije! Ahora sabes que es mejor a escuchar a tus mayores!!" My pride is wilting at an alarming rate.
-Not being able to combat my senoras anti-American slurs and I told you so's to the best of my ability is really getting to me. By April I'm making it a goal to practice my debate skillsz.

The Ugly:
-If it looks like EmergenC, smells like EmergenC and vaguely tastes like a Spanish knock-off of EmergenC would.. it probably acts the exact same way AS emergency. Especially if they advise that you take 4 packets a day. A day. If you catch my drift.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Pelicans are Spaniards

I'm back in Granada after what seems to be a seemingly long hiatus. I've been up to far too much while at the same time far too little. I've been quite the traveler the past two weeks - and quite proud of myself for really getting a grip on traveling and finding loop holes in most European traveling establishments (which, for the most part, are extremely greedy and frivolous). First off, I've finally finished my intensive Spanish class that lasted a good part of January. I did quite well in the class (not to "toot" my own horn, but I got a 9,7 out of 10). I will genuinely miss my two professors, however I will miss Carmen much more than Montserrat.
After our intensive classes ended on the 28th of January, we were then free until the 10th of February (I've just realized how awkward thar 'r' is between the b and u). Regardless, our program had a group trip planned to Madrid from the 30th of January to the 2nd of February. This trip definitely had it's ups and downs. We got into the Prado, Reina Sofia and the Royal Palace for free, had my first Mexican food experience in more than a month (and it was sooooooo good), had our boat hijacked (boatnapped?) by a group of Germans while in one of the parks and partook in a number of hotel parties. I also managed to see La Duda (Doubt) while in Madrid. It was so great. Our program had also planned day trips during our stay in Madrid to El Escorial, Segovia and Toledo. Unfortunately, as I have said over and over again, Spain is having a strange winter which obviously spells disaster for us. These day trips were no different. On our way to El Escorial and Segovia it started to snow ridiculously hard. This then lead to a closing of all highways in and out of the mountains - unfortunately leaving us, well, stuck on the highway for 7 hours. Although this was a little (fine, a lot) miserable, I did manage to 1) build a snowman on the side of the highway 2) learn every card game imaginable. Toledo the next day was absolutely fantastic. I'll see if I can manage some pictures on here...

The Germans who commandeered the boat


The Glass Palace

The day following my return to Granada met with a lot of surprises and angry airline employees. I left for the Granada-Jaen airport at 5:25 in the morning for my flight at 8:15. I then had a layover of a lifetime in Barcelona for about seven hours. Fortunately, Barcelona has a entire shopping mall in their airport which was both great for distractions and bad for my wallet. Another bummer was the fact that my plane was delayed (ultimately leading to me missing my train in Frankfurt and dropping another 58 Euro). None the less, I finally was able to make it to Goettingen that night where I'd spend the next few days with my friend Bianca. We also had a trip up to Hamburg the last night I was there. That was definitely a treat. A lot of hookers with fanny packs, what could be better?

One side of the Reeperbahn

The same day I was in Hamburg I then took a train back to Goettingen, then another train to Frankfurt and then finally my flight to Barcelona where I would force friends to play host and show me around "their" city. The first night consisted of going out to the cheap restaurant which didn't have such terrible food, but rather terrible service. The waiter, who Americans abroad affectionately call Frankenstein, took the two others orders and decided that I didn't need to eat. Fortunately my friends got his attention again so that I could order. After asking for an empanada and partially murmuring the word "Lasagna" the waiter walked away again. Long story short, I did finally eat that night. The next day I made my host show me around to Parc Güell and the Sagrada Familia. I then also got caught-up in some flash mob sorta thing. Regardless, it was good being with someone who was familiar with the area, because upon my return I learned that another group of friends who went to Barcelona had a series of unfortunate events (from being mugged to getting separated at clubs). And for what it's worth, I brought a lot of experiences back with my and a ridiculous amount of memories.
I also "started" my semester today. I'm in theory taking 5 classes: Variedades de Espanol, Cultura Islamica en Espana, Practica Oral y Escrito, Cultura y Civilizacion de Espana and Arabe. Now, I have my Arabic placement exam tomorrow, but from the looks of it I might not be taking the class as the past semester the class was at 8:30 - 10:30 at night. Sick. I only have one class on Mondays and Wednesdays (Civilizacion y Cultura), and ironically enough my first class of this semester was canceled due to my professor being in a meeting. So I was able to leave as soon as I had arrived and head to the Farmacia to get some drogas to help combat this little fever and sore throat I've managed to pick up. Speaking of being sick, my senora has finally cut down on the food because I haven't had an appetite - COULD this finally be a way to do some damage control on the ridiculous amount of food I get?! One could only hope. I'm telling you though, I do sorta miss being a starving college student.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Late Night Internet Stealing

It's so great to have internet while in bed (granted it takes 8 minutes to load a page and I'm constantly being dropped)!! But there's a few things I've been thinking about lately. Some thoughts serious, the others... well, not so much.

First and foremost: Movies.
Walking my 30 minute walk to school everyday the city of Granada's entertainment people have just installed a gigantic red carpet down the main walking stretch of Granada. Flanking the carpet about every 15 ft. is a movie poster of every Audrey Hepburn movie every made. Turns out for the next week and a half (and this happens every year) the city of Granada celebrates "Constelación Audrey" - a movie festival of all of her movies. Now, I know that Audrey is considered an amazing actress.. but how can Spaniards (or anyone that doesn't speak English for that matter) enjoy her or appreciate her fully if she's being dubbed over? I imagine the respect I have for actors/actresses is partially due to their demeanor of talking, but I've never much thought about it. I also imagine this respect being somewhat ruined if said actor has some random Spanish voice actor dubbing their voice (and yes, trust me, Spanish dubbing is by far one of the world's worst right after the Chinese dubbing of the chorus in "Girlfriend" by Avril Levine) So basically, what I am getting at is: How can people really, completely "appreciate" (in the raw sense) an actor if they're only getting the visuals? - Also, another side note, does the same person who dubs, say, Brad Pitt, always get to be his voice-over guy? Anyway, I think I'm going to try and see a few of her movies during this festival before I leave for my trips on Friday.

Also, a topic of interest has been my homeless night. Now, I'm not going to spend my time retyping it, as I gave one of you lucky readers a preview. This fantastic reader was my (ex)roommate (that sounds so harsh??) Chelsea. So basically I'm going to copy and paste what I had written to her. NOTE: the grammar will be more terrible than it usually is as I was enjoying Turkish tea and a crepe while at an Arabic Teahouse.


Long story kinda short- my senora kinda rents out her house to people who're staying in Granada for like 1-3 weeks to just kinda stay somewhere while they study (apparently europeans only "study abroad" for that long). But anyway we had a guy named Pascual from France stay for a week and on Friday night he locked me out (we have three locks on the door and I have 2 keys for the door and the last one you're supposed to lock as the last person coming into the house.) Well, I go out to the discotecas and get back home around 4:30. Pascual has locked the unlockable lock. So i try ringing the doorbell but no one responds. So I basically just end up freaking, walking around the city in the rain, getting a shawarma (their equiv of like.. pita pit [maybe you had one in Istanbul or Czechishy?) and then giving up and sleeping underneath the stairwell of my apartments stairs.


Lovely.

Regardless, Granada is going really well. It's so much of what I expected while at the same time being so completely different from what I expected... if that makes any sense at all? I'm making friends outside of my AIFS program while also forming my own little niche in the AIFS program.

My senora is crazy and dramatic and I love (most) every second of it. We've moved fast - I was told that calling your senora "madre" takes time and a lot of patience, but that was all I wanted. I had some obsession with the challenge of getting my sra. to warm up to me enough that I could jump in for the kill (or in this case, to be able to murmur the word "madre" to her face). This, however, EXACTLY two and a half weeks later has been accomplished. She's been calling me her "nino" for the past week or so (you best believe I've been killing her with kindness) and today I called her madre whilst eating lunch (lunch, or food even, will be talked about in the next bulletin) in response to a "Ay mi nino ..." comment she made. Needless to say she shot up out of her chair and gave me a big ol' Spanish hug. And then kissed my forehead. SUCCESS!! (Or shall I say, EXITO!!)

Now, my friends here all know the food deal. I do not doubt that the Mediterranean diet is one of the best in the world for you, but I'm assuming when people say that they are talking about moderation. Ana, my senora (o madre, quizas), is obsessed with feeding me more than I've ever eaten in my life. I have told her on a number of occasions that the food she makes me is great, but is enough (especially because she, along with everyone elses senora, only eats lunch??) to feed a small nation - I believe the nation of Haiti would be a good comparison. I've started to be "rude" and not let her be satisfied (and me extremely dissatisfied) by not eating everything that she gives me just for my health's sake. I've been running more than I ever have in my life and I'm pretty sure I've gained cerca 10 pounds. Lately I've been pulling the "Ay me duele el estomago" card. I've at times even had to wrap up food in a napkin and then throw it out later (others at homestays are doing the same thing.. we had something similar to an AA meeting [what I'd imagine one to be like] for being over-fed yesterday). Not to mention (IF YOU'RE FAINT OF HEART AND HAVE A WEAK STOMACH DO NOT READ UNTIL NEXT PARAGRAPH) digestion here is the pits. Everyone's been so grumpy because no one has been able to, how do I say nicely, pass their food (see: shit) on a remotely normal basis. Some have chosen laxatives while others have just chosen fasting here and there while drinking ridiculous amounts of cafe con leche (I've chosen the last). If anyone wants to send me activa or something like that - please, feel free.

SPEAKING of sending things. If anyone would like me to write them, send postcards - whatever - just send me your address (facebook it to me or send the address via email to grantecutler@gmail.com)!! I'd love to and I think it would be something constructive for me to do rather than just sit around for hours on end waiting for a page to load. Also, if anyone would like to send me anything my address (not where I live but the programs office is:

Grant Cutler
Plaza del Campillo 2
Edificio Macia 3*E
Granada, Spain 18009

I think that's good enough for now. But I hope things are going well where ever you may be reading this!

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Spain is getting stranger and stranger...

Good news: I'm alive.
A LOT has happened as of late. And as y'all should know - I hate structure so I'll be typing in bullets and maybe (hopefully!) adding in some pictures to this post.

First and foremost, I'll recap what has happened this weekend, as it merits discussion.
As you may know by now, people here do not go out to tapas until maybe 11:30, bars until 12:30-ish and then discotecas until 2:30-3. So Friday afternoon I decide that since this is my last weekend in Granada until early Feb. (AIFS has a trip planned to Madrid next weekend and then I'll be traveling to Germany to see Bianca and then Barcelona to hang out with Matt and the Sagrada Familia) that I am going to go all out this weekend. Well - Friday night rolls around and I get locked out of my house - long, long story.. but I was for the first time homeless! And let me tell you.. I did not enjoy it one bit. It was cold, wet, etc. True Life: I also slept in a stairwell.

Anyway, on Saturday after one hour of sleep we went on a hike through the Sierra Nevada's foothills. Even though my back was sore from sleeping on the cold marble, I was a champion - it was a 5 hour hike and the views were AMAZING. absolutely stunning. Here's just one of the pictures - I'll have larger ones on facebook soon though.


Then last night, in short, I managed to get us into one of the clubs for free, get three drinks for free, and then get kicked out of the club... for free? In my defense, I had NO idea where the men's bathroom was so I just ended up using the woman's. Bad idea. But at least the bouncer was nice about kicking me out and at least now I know where the men's bathroom is.

Regardless of my weekend adventures, I'm almost done with my intensive class. Our test is on Wednesday and then we're having a Movie/Churro day on Thursday! Yay!
I've been really enjoying my witch/porn-star teacher as of late. She's really laissez-faire about everything. I convinced her, after briefly talking about how the Centro de Lenguas Modernas building was haunted, to let us watch the movie: El Orfenato the following day. She's really great and 10 times better than Montse (Sorry Montse!) will ever be.

Internet is still hard to come by, I wish I could be more thorough with this blog... but I've typed so much to my mother that my hand's about to fall off. But I guess this will leave you wanting to know more of that's going on in my life? Does anyone even read this, anyway?

Perhaps my next post will be in the Black Forest in Germany eating some schnitzel and wearing some liederhosen or maybe in Barcelona in the middle of an Anti-Israel/Catalan separatist march?? One can only hope.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

¡Viva Graná!

So things are starting to settle in very, very well.
A couple things have changed: I´ve grown much more confident in my abilities to speak Spanish, I´ve learned that I´m not that far away from everything like i first though (however, I still am the furthest wah wah wah). At best, I´m a 20 minute walk from the Centro de Lenguas Modernas which is where I have my intensive classes daily from 10-2. My professors (two of them) are complete night and day. The first, Montse Osea, is reminiscent of a nervous Chihuahua. She´s very "proper" and is often correcting people in the middle of their sentences, which then results in people sitting their in silence the entire time. The second, Carmen Triviño, is unreal. I sit through the 2 hours with her pinching myself making sure that what is happening is really happening. There´s a group of us (the 4 Americans, the Dane and the Norwegian that take our 20 minute break together) who have compared her personality - her being as being that of 50% witch, 50% porn star.

Other than that there´s been a ridiculous amount of things happening while Í´ve been here, I´m feeling rather absent-minded so I´ll approach the next few points in a "bulletin" style.

-I´ve become impressed with my ability over the past week to seek and steal internet (however not that impressed as I was defeated today and reduced to using an internet café). There´s a place that offers free wifi, but it´s a café and you´ve gotta get something (which isn´t bad.. but they don´t have any enchufas [electric plugs] for me to plug my computer into). I´m slowly but surely working on getting better internet access though as I am missing facebook and y´all.

-I live in a Franco-era complex that´s gated and such, I´m on the 2nd floor (which is actually the 3rd) with my own room. For now it is just myself and my señora. She has told me however that there are some people from France and Germany that periodically stay with her, in fact the Frenchy is going to be coming in a while for a few weeks. Speaking of my señora, I have fallen in love with her. Her name is Mª Ana Morzano Alpujilla. She´s a cute 50-something widow who has 5 kids who live in the surrounding areas of the autonomous provence of Granada. She´s a mean cook and always, ALWAYS gives me a ridiculous amount of food.

-I´ve started to become used to siesta. Yes, it actually REALLY does exist. It was REALLY inconvenient the first few days I was here (everything but the HUGE stores close at 2:30 and then open back up at like 5). The past 3 days though, I´ve come home, eaten a fantastic lunch and then taken a perfect siesta.

-I´ve become absolutely obsessed with this show called "Pasapalabra." It´s this show where celebs are invited to compete in this primetime (10pm) gameshow where it´s all these different word games. Ana and I will often sit on the couch together while we both yell at the tv with what word we think it is (not to brag, but I´m pretty damn good at the games). However, there´s a part which I still haven´t figured out. It´s an extremely easy part where they give you a word and you have to make 5 rhymes before 10 seconds. Now, the host (who is EXTREMELY attractive) will pick one of the women (the selection process is beyond me, however next time I blog I will be determined to find out) to do the rhymes. Now, if the contestant gets all of the words right, they are "superinvitado" and are given a bocadillo de chorizo (a ham sub) and then they make some awkward face with it that is then put in freeze frame with the words "TODAVÍA SUPERINVITADO" and shown the next day on the program... the celeb then gives it to a member of the audience. I love this television. I´m definitely thinking that the EE.UU. needs a show like that. I´ve also learned some great vernacular like "tener las plumas" = to be gay, "Tener la mosca detrás de la oreja" = To suspect, "Ya vaya bolla" = to be in a hurry.

Also while I´ve been here Spain is in one of their "worst" winters in the past 100 years, so I´m told... and I believe it as it has always been below 0 at night and sleeping without heat is terrible to wake up to. But the Andaluces (people from where I am in Andalucía) have a much different way of talking than those of the rest of Spain (save the people who speak Catalán and Gallego and Vasco). But the minister of something or other, Magdalena Álvarez (she´s from Andalucía) has come under great pressure from other politicians of the way she´s handling the traveling situations and the economy during this harsh winter. Some politicians have even been critical on the way she speaks. None the less, this has been the "talk of the town" in class and on the streets which I´ve found very very interesting (here I go with my lingüistas). Sorry for the lack of substance and neatness of this post, I´m trying to get as much out because I´m not sure when the next time I´ll use the internet will be and am running a little late to dinner.